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🇮🇳 Official Indian Stupidity Audit
BakchodMeter™
How Dumb Are Your Life Decisions? 🤡
Take this 60-second test with 10 totally unhinged questions to calculate your official stupidity level & claim your Royal Gold Degree!
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Frequently Feared Questions:
Will my parents accept this degree?
No. Sharma ji's son is still better than you. But this comes with a gold baroque border and real QR verification to flex on your friends.
What if I score 0 points?
You get disqualified for being "Dangerously Boring". Be a little weird, life is short!
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Answer honestly... we don't judge (we judge a lot).
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